HA HA I GUESS I DONT KNOW HOW TO PROPERLY PUT ON SUNSCREEN BECAUSE LITERALLY 97% OF MY BODY IS BURNT. HAAAAA everything hurts.
my co-workers new bernese mountain dog imported from Poland two days ago
If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.
|—||Robin Sharma (via gezel)|
saying feminism is unnecessary because you don’t feel oppressed is like saying fire extinguishers are unnecessary because your house isn’t on fire
i wish i had my own apartment so i could make food at two in the morning and dance around in my underwear
funny how once you get your own apartment this is actually exactly what happens
And then you cry over the responsibility of living on your own.
“where are you going to college”
“what do you want to go to college for”
“have you decided what you want to do with the rest of your life based on 12 years of studying material that has little real world practical applicability”