BEING UGLY IS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING
Uugghhhh the taste of beer that lingers in your mouth the next morning is so disgusting. Ew ew ew ew I need 5 bottles of mouthwash pronto.
Now that I’m completely sobered up, I can finally appriciate how awesome my first back night at school was. Whether it be the killer beer pong, the on tap Key Stone (of which I had too much of), being hit on by someone I had no interest in, or all of the new friends I made tonight, everything was amazing and more than I could have asked for. To make matters better, it started to downpour on Cassi and I on our 10 minute walk back - running barefoot in the rain never felt so refreshing.
Here’s to a wonderful second year!
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